There are so many varied and weird ways people eat bananas!!
firstly some open them from the stem side ( very logical and normal to do this as you have a handle to rip the bastard banana to shreds)
then there are some who open from the black stubby end? What the fuck are they thinking? Hmmm i know i think i'll take the hardest route ever! And your efforts aren't even rewarded! You are immediately presented with the weird hard black pointy thing that you can't eat cause it's ikKY ( oh you know what i mean!)
then you can do it cartoon style by squeezing soo hard it just ejaculates into your mouth! (and yes you can use ejaculate in different contexts)
Then if you are super posh you can open the banana with a fork and knife, cutting lengthwise and then pealing the skin back, and then you proceed to cut it up into coins and eat them. I tried this and some how the banana was inexplicable tastier? Maybe working harder to get things makes the reward that much better? Or having to actually concentrate on eating it and tasting lead to more pleasure?
The way i eat bananas is this, open from the stem side then (oddly not listed as a popular mode) put it in my mouth and then scrape it with my teeth removing the rougher out side to reveal the slimy inside and then just keep scraping until the part i'm working on doesn't hold up to the barrage of my teeth. You can't imagine the looks i get when i do this. Some of curiosity, disgust, shock , and sexual interest.
I find eating this way is akin to eating mushy bananas. Tasty.
Hmm i just thought that you would like to know, my banana eating ways. But by no way does this reflect how i eat other things!!!! Teeth scraping is completely restricted to bananas ok!!! sheesh.